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POETRYAND LIEDERCORNER (SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EDITION)

Dietrich Fischer-Dieskau sings "Erlkönig," accompanied by Gerald Moore. Words by Goethe; music by Schubert. Filmed by the BBC, London, 14 May 1959. Included in the EMI DVD Schwarzkopf/Seefried/Fischer-Dieskau: Classic Archive.

Erlkönig

Wer reitet so spät durch Nacht und Wind?
Es ist der Vater mit seinem Kind:
er hat den Knaben wohl in dem Arm,
er faßt ihn sicher, er hält ihn 
warm.

"Mein Sohn, was birgst du so bang dein Gesicht?"
"Siehst, Vater, du den Erlkönig nicht?
Den Erlenkönig mit Kron und Schweif?"
"Mein Sohn, es ist ein Nebelstreif."

"Du liebes Kind, komm, geh mit mir!
Gar schöne Spiele spiel ich mit 
dir;
manch' bunte Blumen sind an dem Strand;
meine Mutter hat manch' gülden Gewand."

"Mein Vater, mein Vater, und hörest du nicht,
Was Erlenkönig mir leise verspricht?"
"Sei ruhig, bleibe ruhig, mein Kind:
in dürren Blättern säuselt der Wind."

"Willst, feiner Knabe, du mit mir gehn?
Meine Töchter sollen dich warten schön:
Meine Töchter führen den nächtlichen Reih'n
und wiegen und tanzen und singen dich ein."

"Mein Vater, mein Vater, und siehst du nicht dort
Erlkönigs Töchter am düstern 
Ort?"
"Mein Sohn, mein Sohn, ich seh es genau,
es scheinen die alten Weiden so grau."

"Ich liebe dich, mich reizt deine schöne Gestalt;
und bist du nicht willig, so brauch ich Gewalt."
"Mein Vater, mein Vater, jetzt faßt er 
mich an!
Erlkönig hat mir ein Leids getan!"

Dem Vater grauset's, er reitet geschwind,
er hält in Armen das ächzende 
Kind,
erreicht den Hof mit Müh' und 
Not:
in seinen Armen das Kind war tot.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The Erl-king

Who rides so late through night and wind?
It is the father with his child.
He holds the boy in his arms,
he clasps him firmly, he keeps him warm.

"My son, why do you hide your face so fearfully?"
"Father, don't you see the Erl-king?
The Erl-king with his crown and train?"
"My son, it is a patch of mist."

"Come, dear child, go with me!
I will play beautiful games with you;
many are the bright flowers on the shore,
my mother has many robes of gold."

"My father, my father, and do you not hear
what Erl-king softly promises 
me?"
"Be calm, keep calm, my child:
in dry leaves the wind is rustling."

"Will you go with me, brave 
boy?
My daughters shall tend you nicely.
My daughters will lead the dancing each night
and will lull and dance and sing for you."

"My father, my father, don't you see over there
Erl-king's daughters in that deserted spot?"
"My son, my son, I see it 
perfectly,
the old willows look so 
grey."

"I love you, am charmed by your good looks
and if you aren't willing, I shall have to use force."
"My father, my father, he's clutching me now!
Erl-king has hurt me!"

The father shudders, he rides apace:
in his arms he holds the groaning child.
Sweating and straining he reaches the courtyard;
in his arms the child lay dead.

 Translated by William Mann

Kevin Michael Grace, 1.36 pm, 31 October 2007

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

"Modern" libertarians have made their peace with the Empire. As long as they can take drugs, abort fetuses, and sodomize each other to their hearts’ content, [they] have no problem with the US rampaging over half the earth, regime-changing and taking out "rogue" states at will. As long as it’s a "free market" Empire, they’re all in favor of it.
—Justin Raimondo, "Ron Paul Versus The Beltway 'Libertarians,'" Taki's Top Drawer, 29 October 2007

(And see here)

Kevin Michael Grace, 12.57 am, 31 October 2007

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

The bulls will tell you that foreign governments understand the American economy is the key to global economic health, and that they’ll suck it up and take it when we devalue their debt. To which [Peter] Schiff offers another analogy. Imagine if five people were washed up on a desert island: four Asians and an American. In splitting up their duties, one Asian says he’ll fish; another will hunt, another will look for firewood, and another will cook. The American assigns himself the job of eating.

“The modern economist looks at this situation and says the American is key to the whole thing,” says Schiff. “Because without him to eat, the four Asians would be unemployed.” The alternative: Without the American, the Asians might eat a little more themselves and even spend some time building a boat. This is happening as we speak: With the rise of the Chinese consumer class, the local citizenry is now spending, and the country is no longer totally dependent on exports. Which means they’re no longer totally dependent on us.
—Duff McDonald, "The Catastrophist View: What Would It Take To Send The US Economy—And New York's Into Free Fall? A Doomsday Primer," New York, 28 October 2007

Kevin Michael Grace, 8.30 pm, 29 October 2007

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

I was listening to NPR today at noon (KUOW Seattle), and they were joking about lesbian three-year-olds and discussing some unicorn show that features a gay eight-year-old boy. Good thing my daughter, who was in the car with me, is still too little to get it. To me, this says the game's just about over. This country is becoming a campy joke.
—"Bill," commenting on "The Downfall Of Science In Italy," isteve.blogspot.com, 27 October 2007

Kevin Michael Grace, 10.32 am, 28 October 2007

MASTERS OF PROSE

The key to overcoming public paranoia of Prime Minister Stephen Harper was always the electorate's belief he would never ever possess all the launch codes for Canada's parliamentary system.

His ideological baggage and heavy-handed personality were viewed as too dangerous to concentrate power in his hands, particularly given the unchecked clout of a Canadian prime minister equals or exceeds almost any other democracy in the world.

Even the Conservative leader sensed the sentiment while campaigning in early 2006, and tried to quell voter anxiety by claiming the Liberal-laden Supreme Court, federal bureaucracy and Senate would handcuff any drunk-with-power Conservative tendencies, even if he owned a majority of the 308 Commons seats...

For the Liberals looking for a happy face in the polling results, well? sigh.

The essence of their hopes for success depend on making Mr. Harper appear too scary an option to embrace. They aim to paint their rival in Dr Seuss Yertle the Turtle tones, the ruler of all he sees, oblivious to the risk of teetering on the shoulders of lesser subjects.
—Don Martin, "Voters Get Over Fear Of Harper: PM First Choice To Lead A Majority, New Poll Says," National Post, 20 October 2007

As they like to say at FireJoeMorgan.com, fuck the heck? What on earth do the first and last sentences mean? There are words missing there, right? 

As for the abuse Martin deserves, simple and direct just won't do. I thought of nicking (or modifying) Evelyn Waugh's famous assessment of Stephen Spender, "To watch him fumbling with our rich and delicate English language is like seeing a Sèvres vase in the hands of a chimpanzee." But this doesn't work either. The reference to French pottery is too high toned for a pleb like Martin, and the essence of Waugh's rebuke was that Spender's reach exceeded his grasp. Martin, on the other hand, is not only comically inept but belligerent with it: more flailing than fumbling.

Let's put it this way, if Don Martin's prose were a car, it would be a turd brown 1974 Ford Pinto. After its incontinent teenaged driver has forced it over the curb, it sways and wobbles, rolling backwards until it hits a tree at 15 MPH. Then it blows up.

As a three-time Master of Prose, Mr Martin has been retired from this contest, as he is now a member of the Hall of Fame.


Martin: Congratulations

Kevin Michael Grace, 2.31 am, 25 October 2007

THE SYSTEM WORKS

So Conrad Black says that the works of John Henry Newman have been "helpful" to him of late.  Heart speaks to heart, one might say. More on that tomorrow. In the meantime, here's a short piece published shortly after Black's conviction. 

Born-Again Canadian
Chronicles September 2007

I was one of many who sighed with relief when Conrad Black was convicted in US District Court July 13. He is exceedingly litigious, and word had gone out that anyone who had suggested anything untoward in Black’s management of his newspaper empire could expect writs should the great man be found not guilty.

But he wasn’t, and I can now state categorically what I had only hinted at in these pages three years ago: Conrad Black is a crook. Specifically, Black was found guilty of fraud for paying himself noncompete payments for newspapers he had sold to himself and of obstruction of justice for removing boxes of evidence from his office while under investigation by the SEC.

He remains free on bail while awaiting sentencing November 30. As the prosecution is recommending a 24- to 30-year term, the 62-year-old Black will likely spend the rest of his life in a US federal prison.

Unless, that is, he manages to regain the Canadian citizenship he abjured with contumely six years ago. The newly ennobled Baron Black of Crossharbour declared in 2001

Renouncing my citizenship was much more than a ticket to the House of Lords; it was the last and most consistent act of dissent I could pose against a public policy which I believe is depriving Canada of its right and duty to be one of the world’s great countries.

In other words, You are not worthy! Of me!

Should we see the error of our ways, however, Black was prepared to reconsider: “If my views are taken up and implemented, I will be happy to resume my citizenship.” Can’t say fairer than that, can you? In 2006, Black announced that we were once again worthy of his lordship. He was now a “demonstrative Canadian flag waver,” and could he have his citizenship back, please?

In his Dialogue of Comfort Against Tribulation, the Catholic scholar and martyr Sir Thomas More wrote, “A man that [is] in peril of drowning catcheth whatsoever cometh to hand, be it never so simple a stick.” And the conversion experience of the Catholic scholar and would-be martyr Lord Conrad Black occasioned much cynicism, not to say hilarity, in his native land. It’s not as if he wasn’t already drowning in a sea of tribulation. Patrick Fitzgerald, scourge of Scooter Libby, had announced his intention to put Black behind bars for decades, but, if Black could regain his citizenship, he would be eligible for the Canada-US prisoner exchange. This would guarantee him the comfort of a short sentence in one of Canada’s “country club” jails, where “offenders reside in residential style housing units” and “are responsible for their own meal preparation.”

Prime Minister Stephen Harper says he won’t get involved, and Black is now a convicted felon, which should disqualify him. But Canada routinely grants citizenship to foreigners whose crimes are much blacker than Black’s, so who knows?

If the self-hating Canadians who dominate “conservative” opinion in this country had their way, Black would not only be repatriated and freed, he would become Governor General, allowing him to embrace his destiny as the General Pétain of Vichy Canada.

But a funny thing happened on the way to Black’s immolation. Our neocon Fifth Columnists had no problem with Conrad Black instructing us that there was no problem with Canada that shouldn’t be solved by making her exactly like America. This was only the truth. And they cared not when Black’s crimes came to light. After all, $3.5 million is “nothing,” and, anyway, theft isn’t theft when big businessmen do it. Instead, the already indicted Black was rewarded with a column in the National Post, and his noxious wife, the as- yet-unindicted Barbara Amiel, with one in Maclean’s. Ken Whyte, editor- publisher of Maclean’s, testified for Black at trial, which is surely unconnected with the $100,000 “performance bonus” he accepted from Black in 2003, two years after Whyte stopped working for him.

Even as Conrad damned his Jewish prosecutors as “those Nazis” and Barbara damned the reporters covering his trial as “vermin,” Black’s claque smothered them with true unpatriot love. Black’s ordeal was a latter-day Dreyfus case. Maybe worse. Or so said Mark Steyn, David Frum, George Jonas, Peter Worthington, David Warren, Adam Daifallah, Christie Blatchford, and Ezra Levant.

And yet, when it became clear that Black’s number was up, the Vichy Canadians began denouncing the US government with all the fervour of a Paul Craig Roberts. Our Fifth Columnists became as anti-American as all get out. Truly, God moves in a mysterious way, His wonders to perform.


Black: Ecce homo

Kevin Michael Grace, 11.52 pm, 23 October 2007

DO I HAVE TO COME RIGHT OUT AND SAY IT?

Edward Michael George insists I've not provided a "persuasive answer" as to why this site has been "malingering in darkness lo this last month or so."  Okey dokey. Will a little Wittgenstein hit the spot? 

Whereof one cannot speak, thereon one must remain silent.

But it's not so much that one cannot speak; it's the understanding that the earth keeps spinning on its axis quite nicely without one's puling contributions to the general debate. Of course the same could be said for most opinion mongers, paid or otherwise...

No, more to the point are the words of the great Ted Maul—the reporter, not the band:

Depressed beyond tablets.

This space became oppressive to me, seemingly (Brass Eye again) "the twisted brainwrong of a one-off man mental."

(Not that I've ever taken tablets, mind, prescribed or otherwise. Don't hold with them, you see.)

Was physically ill for several months —better now, ta —lost a longstanding freelance gig, then lost a near-promised staff gig. Moped throughout. Pretty much it. Will this do, Ted?

Dr Johnson kept a black dog too, but he certainly had my number when he wrote to Boswell:

If you are idle, be not solitary; if you are solitary, be not idle.

And since I'm condemned to solitude, then I suppose I'd best do the other thing. Expect regular posting henceforth.


Maul: 'They say a bored mind makes a great office for the Devil'

Kevin Michael Grace, 1.43 am, 23 October 2007

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

[Claud Cockburn] told me that if in doubt about how to write a political story you should think: what is the worst thing that the government could do in these particular circumstances? And then assume that they had done it.
Richard Ingrams

Kevin Michael Grace, 11.28 pm, 22 October 2007

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